| Pick-Up Lines |
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| (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes. |
| (Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to suck itself! |
| Are those real? ...Prove it! |
| Baby, I'm an American Express lover... you shouldn't go home without me. |
| Can I buy you a drink... or do you just want the money? |
| Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? |
| Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I? |
| Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package. |
| Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom? |
| Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. |
| Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. |
| I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked. |
| I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue. |
| I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one? |
| I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. |
| I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking? |
| I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. |
| I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. |
| I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long! |
| I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter. |
| If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning! |
| If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public. |
| Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven? |
| My friend wants to know if you think I'm cute. |
| My name is (Your Name Here)... remember that, you'll be screaming it later. |
| My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to. |
| Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag. |
| Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor. |
| Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza? |
| Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me! |
| You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more? |
| You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me. |
| You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. |
| You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy. |
| You must wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them. |
| You need me like a drug addict needs cocain...I fuck with your brain. |
